There is nothing worse than waiting, and for any given event in your life, you will find that the most important moments are always viewed in extreme anticipation. The anticipation is so bad, it makes the wait feel like an eternity, causing deep stress and anxiety.
I am at that moment right now, for two reasons, but this evening I am only going to talk about the most important one.
18 Years is a long time, by anybodies reckoning. I’m one of the luckier ones, I’ve survived through it and made it to the ripe old age of 26. I’ve seen Prime Ministers come and go, American Presidents almost thrown out of office, Wars in the middle east, and the amazing floods of the north of England. I’ve survived the lot, and I’m not entirely sure how. I survived one of the worst plagues of mankind, but only because I wasn’t a child at the time of the evil uprising of Dell, oh children, how I pity you.
The time is almost upon me, us, the whole wide world, we will witness it together. Some of us will laugh, some of us will cry, some will stare and wonder what all the fuss is about. I will be there. I will know where I was at the time. I have been patient, but, I have been waiting.
What the hell am I talking about with such conviction, you might wonder. Well only 24 days shall pass, and I will be the happiest little geek in the entire world (partly because I don’t a Dell) but mostly because it will be time for The Simpsons The Movie.
This final mile is driving me insane!
24 Days to go