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You Inconsiderate Gits, He knows who you are

So I was just taking a break from writing some code, and got caught up in a thread on Slashdot when I came across this absolute gem. Before I watched it, I couldn’t care less about Britney Spears, but now I feel for her, I really do and I totally understand why she has to keep body guards around.


I’ve got to say, those are real tears, which shows that this guy cares, a whole lot, well too much in my very humble opinion. WTF!!

I’ve been online for a very long time, been working away on the internet for years, and I have never come across this level of weirdo before. Well, I for one welcome our new crying, screaming, devilishly weird and certainly not charming new Britney Spears loving overlords. I’ve have to say though that I don’t think he is faking this which is an absolute shame as this is comedy gold!

Well done, you weird creep, you have made my day :)

Tis be pirates ye wantin?

Avast Ye! I be sittin’ on the poop deck when I decided to climb Jacobs Ladder, behold, for I saw a temptress. She was a siren of the sea, mateys, shiver me timbers Yarr!. Her hair golden and flowing like the grog of me powder monkeys.

I quickly ordered me Cockswain to collect the lass that ‘ad befallen me an’ me men on this sodden, seethin journey, and I was waitin for the time that I, capt’n Teabag, would have a go in the Head with her ripe swagger.

I grabbed a meal of Salmagundi for the fair maiden and meself, but what I wasn’t expectin was to be fouled by the ‘orrible truth that this sea lovely was a lowly maggot land lubber dressin, and pretendin to be a lass for me treat!

Swiftly I ordered the picaroons to ready the dungbie for a quick dance of the heppen jig, I don’t mind tellin you, me maties, that this treacherous scallywag was going for a hasty visit to Davey Jones’s Locker. Farewell, ye scurvy dog, you will soon be in Daveys grip, an’ I won’t be happy till ye be fed to the sharks, ya filthy swine. Yarr!

If you have no idea what I am talking about, i suggest you visit http://www.talklikeapirate.com/

Happy talk like a pirate day 2007

iPhone comes to the UK (only on O2)

On the 9th of November it will officially be the turn of all who dwell in Blighty to stand and wait in line. O2 today has announced that the iPhone is definitely arriving to our shores.

I’m trying to get more information at the moment, but their online shop seems to be down as I write. Seems like a conspiracy to hide the pricing from me until they make a public announcement, damn you O2.

I’ll post as more information as it trickles through. A few questions I have yet to get answers for: Will it support 3G or EDGE? How much will it cost? What will be the price of the data connection? I’m sure I have more to ask, but right now I’m shaking. I cannot wait to get my hands on one of these little beauties. I am certainly not a Apple fanboy, but these things are gorgeous.

Update : 00:31 19/19/07

So, finally the O2 website has now been updated, and the internet has had time to digest the information, but I thought I would clear up the situation for our scattered visitors that are just coming around to finding out about this…

The iPhone will not be supporting 3G [initially], instead it will be relying on EDGE and GPRS connections to the wider internet. Apparently, and this is what I have read on El Reg, the 3G connection on the iPhone is going to suck all of the juice and kill your battery (paraphrasing). I have seen it mentioned that we are to expect an updated phone next year that will address this issue. This got me thinking though, just who uses 3G? And why did all the major players in the UK spend all of that money to license the spectrum all of those years ago? Anywhoo, I have also read that the EDGE network with O2 only has 30% coverage - Great huh, looks like most of us will have to suffer through GPRS, imagine YouTube on that!

The cost of the set looks to be approx £269 which seems looks as though we are being ripped off against our American cousins. O2 require you sign up for a minimum 18 Month contract before you get one, and they are limited to only two per customer. I have also read that they will not be accepting cash for these devices!

The contracts come as follows :

£35.00 PCM : Including 200 free talk minutes, 200 Text messages.

£45.00 PCM : Including 600 free talk minites, 500 Text messages.

£55.00 PCM : Including 1200 free talk minutes, 500 Text message.

All talk plans seem to come with free unlimited data plans, and if you are going to be depending on GPRS, you are going to need it, lets thank the tech gods that it supports WiFi.

Looking at the lock in and the pricing scheme, I’m wondering if I should just get an iPod Touch, and wait to see what the Google Phone looks like?




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