Avast Ye! I be sittin’ on the poop deck when I decided to climb Jacobs Ladder, behold, for I saw a temptress. She was a siren of the sea, mateys, shiver me timbers Yarr!. Her hair golden and flowing like the grog of me powder monkeys.
I quickly ordered me Cockswain to collect the lass that ‘ad befallen me an’ me men on this sodden, seethin journey, and I was waitin for the time that I, capt’n Teabag, would have a go in the Head with her ripe swagger.
I grabbed a meal of Salmagundi for the fair maiden and meself, but what I wasn’t expectin was to be fouled by the ‘orrible truth that this sea lovely was a lowly maggot land lubber dressin, and pretendin to be a lass for me treat!
Swiftly I ordered the picaroons to ready the dungbie for a quick dance of the heppen jig, I don’t mind tellin you, me maties, that this treacherous scallywag was going for a hasty visit to Davey Jones’s Locker. Farewell, ye scurvy dog, you will soon be in Daveys grip, an’ I won’t be happy till ye be fed to the sharks, ya filthy swine. Yarr!
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