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Coming Soon - The Lidl Beer Challenge

Lidl Logo In 2008, two young men decided to take it upon themselves to test and taste the beers of the supermarkets of the United Kingdom, and publish the results for all to see. Today, March 8th 2008, we begin this quest with Lidl, partly because it’s cheap but mostly because it’s across the road - of course, we will still drive. We are planning on getting hammered, and we know that this is bad for our health - we do it, so you don’t have to. Please, wish us luck in the adventure, and we hope to see you on the other side. This mission is sponsored by Spandula Industries, a conglomeration of Pandula (Andy) and Spudula (Me), a crack team of enthusiasts of hop based beverages, if you can find us, then maybe you too can hire Spandula Industries for all your beer tasting needsSpandula Industries.

– Update — 19:30

AldiStock take : We have purchased £50.00 (give or take the snack value) of lager and beer. Unfortunately the was not a wide enough selection of beers available at Lidl, so we have also brought in beverages from Aldi to make up the numbers. So far we have purchased 88 bottles and cans of ale for consumption. High Five, let the fun times roll!

Update 21:53 — We have just came back from the local pub. It was unanimously decided that we had done enough tasting so far, that we should give out taste buds a treat and have a proper pint. For the record, Spud drank Pedigree and Pandy had a Guiness and black. On the way home from the pub, we also decided that between different drinks, we should have a shot of whiskey to help the medicine go down. We purchased a bottle of Jim beam, which brings the total expenditure for the night to £74.00 including the two pints at the pub. Please wish us luck through the rest of the session, all we have to look forward to is the half a meter of pizza which will be coming our way very, very soon.

Using a Dell branded computer can cause fatal death!

I didn’t want to say anything, but I am right, and it seems I have always been right. Using a Dell branded computer can cause death! Seriously, and I have a video to prove it. It also seems that the choice of your brand will turn you into a creep and allow you watch “copious” amounts of pornography if you use it play with it properly. Buy Dell at your own risk.


SimCity Societies - The reaction

So, for the first time (I know, I have taken forever) I finally played SimCity Societies. I hadn’t installed it yet because I am a Linux user, and I wasn’t going to install an XP partition on my machine just for the game (well actually, I was, but the second drive in my boxen turns out to be broken and I wasn’t going through the rigmarole of installing a new drive, and an OS just for the game). My friend, who is also a hardcore SimCity fan, came home recently and he bought his XP laptop with him, along with a shiny copy of SimCity Societies. Excited? was I ever!

So I got to play the game I had been waiting patiently for, and I played it for at least two hours. The interface hasn’t changed much, and within a few minutes of setting up my map, and the level (I went for normal to begin with) I was able to play the game with ease. Of course, I had to build a power plant, a couple of blocks of flats/apartments, and some businesses, and the game was well on it’s way. All good to begin with. Quickly I realised that instead of supplying the standard RCI (residential, commercial and industrial) to keep up with demand, I had to build things to satisfy the arts, intelligence, and diamonds to name but a few new characteristics.

I found that I didn’t even have to connect buildings to roads in order for them to work and although this slows the towns Sims down it encouraged town planning to be completely lazy and haphazard. If my arts icon showed -2, I could simply build a new building that has a +2 arts icon to allow me to stay above the curve. If I needed some + diamonds, then I just placed a hedge (at least I think it was a diamond) anywhere on the map, that’s right, I said anywhere.

After two hours of playing, I quickly realised that I hadn’t gone under budget once. I didn’t have to wait for things to build, and more shockingly, if I put the game into the fastest speed, I could have gone for a walk, a long walk. Nothing burned down, the town stood, almost silent as new buildings were given to me and gasp, my cash flow grew increasingly large. Now I wouldn’t want to say this too loud, but in my experience of SimCity, I have managed to get some great scores, and I guess you could say that I’m not half bad at the game, but I still expected this release to throw a few gotchas at me, a curveball if you will, it didn’t and to say the very least, I’m disappointed. Even on the release of SC2000, I had to spend a lot of time getting used to the new AI, same with 3000, and again the same with SC4.

In short, I’m disappointed and saddened. What once was such a brilliant franchise has lost it’s way. I understand that EA have farmed this release out, in fact I blogged about it before and begged them not to break it, but to actually take a cleaveland steamer on the source code and rub it into the fans faces, goodness me. I have one more question, do I still continue to be excited about Spore? Well yes and no. I have nothing to compare it to, but even if its rubbish, then at least it will be better than SimCity Societies.

RIP SimCity. RIP




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